The Beatings Will Continue Until Unemployment and GDP Improve

Gee, I wonder if maybe the free market Jebus, in all his erudite wisdom, is trying to tell us something? I think he is, and that message is clearly that we have not cut government spending enough, not cut taxes on the wealthy enough. We are really just going to have to tighten our belts and really savage the fuck out of the poor and middle class if we want to get this economy moving again. Yessir. The free market Jebus is clearly displeased with our inability to address the deficit and other long-term economic issues that have no business being the sole focus of economic policy during the worst economy since the Great Depression.

Totally preventable, needlessly precipitated double dip recession here we come!