Thursday, August 11, 2011

GOP Presidential Debate Tonight

I hear a bunch of dumb people are gathering in Iowa to compete against one another to see who hates gays and Muslims the most, who can fellate rich people and corporations better than the other, who can invoke the name of Jebus the most times in one sentence, with the honorable mention going to the person who can make up the most shit and outright lies about how Obama is a Marxist socialist Kenyan n-word who has royally fucked over the country more than Hitler did.

The end. You're welcome. I just saved you a couple hours of your life that you would otherwise never get back.

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