Plutocrats Have Delicate Fee-Fes

Assholes:

Fox's Bolling: Focusing On Corporate Tax Breaks Was "Not Fair" And  "Was A Class Warfare."

Dobbs: Obama's Speech Was "Straightforward Class Warfare"

Limbaugh: "Obama Once Again Cranking Up The Class Warfare."

Beck: Obama "Launched An Unprecedented Class Warfare" On The "Private Jet Class."

Drudge: "Obama Launches Class Warfare."

RedState: Obama Went "Straight For The Class Warfare Jugular."

Hit the link for the full quote/text from each overpaid asshole liar pundit. 

You really can't make this shit up. They are partially right, of course; there is a class war raging in the US, but it's not being waged by Obama or us peasants without the means for private jets. It is, however, absolutely being conducted and advanced daily by the banksters, the US Chamber of Commerce and dozens of other sinister lobbying groups, the Republican party, the Koch brothers, and any number of other super moneyed plutocrats that would rather see people starving or dying from a lack of access to affordable healthcare than pay another dime in taxes or have nine vacation homes instead of ten. They want to dump carcinogens in your water and poison your air in order to inflate that stock price a bit more, bar you from unionizing or reaping any share in the company's fortunes through the sort of wages or benefits that might cut into their profit margins, use every scare tactic and lobbyist on K Street to prevent the establishment of universal healthcare and fight for cuts to Social Security simply because they can already retire several times over themselves.

But you know, Obama is mean for yelling at the Republicans and eroding the decorum among gentlemen in government. And he started a class war by speaking ill of delicate billionaires.